Anytime Kelly Slater's name is mentioned around the ladies, you can just tell something moist is a-happenin' in the air.  Considering the amount of ass Slater's pounded in his day, it's no wonder the betties love the greatest surfer of all time.  Fear not ladies.  While you have no chance of nailing Slater in the sack, you can lather yourself with Kelly Slater's new Superbly Restorative Argan Body Lotion.

Slater, along with Entourage actor Adrian Grenier and musician Erykah Badu, have teamed up with Kiehls to sell limited edition body lotions.  The profits from the body lotion sales will go towards the Waterkeeper Alliance, an international grassroots advocacy organization dedicated to preserving and protecting everyone's water from polluters.

You know you want to ladies.  Just close your eyes, and picture the greatest surfer in history Kelly Slater lathering you up with his new Superbly Restorative Argan Body Lotion.  It's hydrating, and has an antioxidant moisturizer for improved skin texture and resilience.  At least that's what it says on the bottle.