If the definition of sucking means winning everything you touch, making large 7 figure salaries, being an Olympic gold medalist, and bangin' chicks WAYYYYY out of your league on the reg, then you have just defined Shaun White's life.

Unfortunately though for you and me, sucking is what our lives do and we have NONE of those things (unless you've gotten lucky and puddle jumped the pecking order for a night).  Now to add insult to injury Shaun White has been invited to participate in an event called Skate Cayman.

Skate Cayman is an exclusive resort on the Cayman Islands www.caymanislands.ky/skatecayman/ that boasts a 60,000 sq/ft skate park, as well as wave pool and other amenities for overly indulged rich kids.  Not only will you get to skate with the likes of Shaun (if the bone chip on his ankle heals) but also pro skaters Bucky Lasek, Rune Glifberg, and Brian Sumner.

White while he's there relaxing from the grueling life of being overpayed, traveling the world first class, and doing what we all consider our "hobbies' will take some time to try and find some surf and if not will simply settle for some world class snorkeling with tropical fish, eels, and stingrays.

If there is any justice in the world at the very least Shaun will be the recipient of a jelly fish sting or two, or worst case scenario will spontaneously combust from sun over exposure of his ginger induced milky white skin.  Then again, even if that happens, he'll probably have the entire Sun Tropics modeling group there to rub aloe vera ALL over him....man I hate that guy.