We here at The Extreme Scene believe in traditions; morals; principles.  That's why when one of us fails to come through, we either dish out a savage roasting, or at the very least humiliate them in a harmless fashion.  As a result, we're giving this week's Teabag to our very own Steve.  Steve failed to submit his Teabag Tuesday story on time. In fact, it's Thursday and he still hasn't written it.  So we decided to write it for him.