To catch you up on a few things here. First things first, Boardistan. This is a website that copies and pastes google alerts using keywords like “surfing” and “snowboarding” and posts whatever they think is news in the action sports industry. Naturally they add some idiotic commentary at the end of every copy and paste job proving that the douchebag running the site doesn’t know dick from any sport that involves a board.

Secondly, the reason why we’re calling Lee Crane, a former Transworld editor who runs Boardistan (which used to be called Sacklunch) a huge vagina and a douchebag. Over five years ago, we emailed the site (Crane hides behind his handles on the site because, naturally, he’s a pussy) to see if we could do a link exchange. If you notice on the Boardistan website (and fuck do we hate giving his site promotion, however exposing this fraud for who he is more than makes up for it) there are a shitload of links on the right side of the page. We thought, since we were the first and only action sports radio show in the country, that a link exchange would be beneficial for both sides.

This Lee Crane piece of shit responds by saying our show was “too jockish”. What that fucking means we had no idea. So we replied asking him to elaborate. Naturally he didn’t elaborate, only reiterating that the show is “too jockish” and wouldn’t go any further. Keep in mind this is a site that provides a link to Disney’s action sports site, which is the epitome of what this douchebag Crane accused us of being. We called him an asshole since that was the way he was behaving, and since then Crane has made it a point to not give our show or anyone affiliated with the show any mentions on his site, even when we break stories. So clearly this insecure douchebag pussy who was clearly picked on by football players in high school was well aware of us since he would sometimes wait days until another site would use a story we broke and then he would publish their story.

Recently, we decided to once again to take the more mature route and reached out with an olive branch. We offered Crane a chance to explain his position that our program was “too jockish” by coming on the radio show to prove his point. This would be a very civil way of understanding one another and making peace. Since Crane is both a huge vagina and a douchebag, he didn’t respond.

So here we are calling this huge vagina and douchebag out. If you ever wanted to know who runs Boardistan, his name is Lee Crane and he is both a huge vagina and a douchebag. Some guy named Micah Abrams is reportedly behind the site in some fashion as well. He’s one of the Disney action sports guys and his mug is on the site’s surfing page (the same page that features a blonde whale).

Crane, the invitation remains on the table to join our program and explain your position. Until you do, you’ll always be known as a douchebag and a pussy. In either order.